Monday, January 09, 2006
Bill O'Reilly Wakes Up Just Before Climax Of Wet Dream
or "Bomb Defused at a San Francisco Starbucks."
Somehow I don't think my headline would make it into the Mercury News. Here's the gist of their story:
You're asking what this has to do with O'Reilly? Cast your memory back to this little gem, his reaction to San Franciscans voting to ban handguns and keep military recruiters out of schools:
So close. So close, and yet so far.
Just to be on the safe side, he wasn't wishing that bombs would go off in San Francisco.
Somehow I don't think my headline would make it into the Mercury News. Here's the gist of their story:
Police received a call reporting a suspicious package at the coffee house, located at 1401 Van Ness Ave., at 1:15 p.m. The police explosives ordinance unit diffused an improvised explosive device, or IED, around 2 p.m., Sgt. Neville Gittens said.
You're asking what this has to do with O'Reilly? Cast your memory back to this little gem, his reaction to San Franciscans voting to ban handguns and keep military recruiters out of schools:
You know, if I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium and I say, "Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds," O'Reilly said Tuesday on his radio show as San Franciscans were approving the two measures.
"Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead," O'Reilly went on. "And if al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead."
So close. So close, and yet so far.
Just to be on the safe side, he wasn't wishing that bombs would go off in San Francisco.
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