Monday, November 08, 2004


Bring Me The Zombified Corpse Of Gene Kelly!

Frank J has a dilemma. He promised a Happy Dance if the election went the right way. It did, but he ain’t dancing yet. A Happy Dance Committee has be formed to get to the bottom of this issue. Details on the crisis can be found here. You go look now!

Rumor has it that the committee is deeply divided on the Happy Dance issue. It's now a toss-up between that dancing baby jig, accessorized with appropriate ninja apparel and weapons, and a Yosemite Sam yeehaw heel kicking gun toting roughest toughest rootinest tootinest meanest shootinest hombre north south east annnnnnnnd west of Sarah K. (BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!)

There’s still a slim chance that the Happy Dance might end up being a medley of the more colorful celebratory touchdown dances (does the Ickey Shuffle ring a bell?)
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