Imaginary Conversations and Random Thoughts

So I just saw a local news promo asking what’s behind Howard Stern’s move to satellite radio. I’ll tell you. $500,000,000. Five hundred million dollars. For that kind of money, I’d jog across the country naked. For $700,000,000 the country would pay me not to. You have my word of honor on that. If you want to guarantee my non-nudity, you know what to do. Or you could just check out Stern’s new deal here. You go look now!