Imaginary Conversations and Random Thoughts

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I HAVE GOTTEN A BILL FROM YOU. I AM NOT AN ATT LONG DISTANCE CUSTOMER. I AM NOT AN ATT LONG DISTANCE CUSTOMER. I AM NOT AN ATT LONG DISTANCE CUSTOMER. I THOUGHT MAYBE IF I SAID IT THREE TIMES IT MIGHT BREAK THIS CYCLE. I DO NOT HAVE ATT LONG DISTANCE. STOP SENDING ME BILLS. WHEN I CALL YOU, YOU TELL ME IT IS MY LOCAL PHONE COMPANY THAT SWITCHES ME. WHEN I CALL THEM, THEY SAY IT IS YOU. LAST TIME I CALLED YOU, YOU ASSURED ME THAT THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. PLEASE QUIT HARRASSING ME. PLEASE STOP SIGNING ME UP FOR YOUR SERVICE. DO I HAVE TO SUE YOU TO GET THIS TO STOP OR WHAT? YES I KNOW I TYPED THIS IN ALL CAPS. YES I KNOW IT IS THE EMAIL EQUIVALENT OF SHOUTING. I AM FURIOUS WITH YOU. I AM SHOUTING. YOU ARE EVIL. WHOEVER READS THIS, DON'T WRITE ME BACK. GO GET YOUR SUPERVISOR. SUPERVISOR? DON'T WRITE ME BACK. GO GET YOUR SUPERVISOR. SECOND SUPERVISOR? PLEASE ANSWER THIS EMAIL. AND I BEG OF YOU, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, OR UNHOLY, IF THAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE, IF YOU ARE NOT COMPETENT TO FIX THIS, THEN GET YOUR SUPERVISOR.

I find that I have a sudden sympathy for people who go postal.