Monday, July 12, 2004


Maybe They Don’t All Hate America, But…

Ok. Freedom of speech. We get it. Blah blah blah. Look at it this way. Is calling in a bomb threat illegal? Yes. Even if there isn’t a bomb? Yes. Is yelling “Fire!” in a crowded theater illegal? If there’s no fire, yes.

We all know that, you say. And I would have agreed with you. Until I saw this on FNC (stupid website doesn’t show it at this time). Protesters plan to visit the GOP convention later this summer, and you’ve seen these types before at WTO and other summits. Turns out, there may be a new weapon in their arsenal. That’s right, it’s not enough to annoy hard-working people who don’t give a rat’s ass about their incoherent message. It’s not enough to destroy public and private property, which doesn’t do anything but make people hate you and cost innocent people money. It’s not even enough to assault innocent bystanders and law enforcement officials. Turns out, police have a new concern: that protestors will rub gunpowder on their clothes, go on trains or other public places, attract the attention of bomb sniffing dogs, and maybe make the Republican conventioneers evacuate Madison Square Garden.

There are many liberal groups that we might consider evil. There are some that have even been labeled as terrorist groups. You may have heard the terms Eco-terror or Enviro-terror before. Well now we may have a new group to name. Of course they will say they don’t want a terror attack. I also think that many of them believe this in their hearts. These individuals haven’t given enough thought to the situation. They don’t seem to comprehend that making it harder to stop terrorists makes terror attacks easier. And then you have the hard-core disciples who, in between bestiality sessions (no wonder they want to save the animals!), will whisper to each other that they do wish another terror attack would happen so we could really learn our lesson. An Oompa-Loopa told me one of these people has the same initials as a popular candy bar. I haven't found a second source for that yet.

I dub them: Advo-Terrorists.
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